Total Medals Earned: 560 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,195 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (135/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Your very first gold!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (125/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (35/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (140/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
Lose 80% of your health
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Beat the game
lose the game
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Bounce back from a really low health amount
Medals Earned: 2/21 (30/825 points)
first Kill
Find the hidden button
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 13/18 (275/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths